okpals:

tinymilkbastard:

handsome man: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

young boy:

AUHH

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

weenie-kun:

yahooanswer:

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

robloxhellzonepremium:

this is unedited

pelkoja:

briarin:

You’re not gay unless you do this shot

dankmemeuniversity:

lubricates:

adults: college 2 expensive??? just apply 4 scholarships!! it’s that easy!! apply to every singl one and u can pay 4 the college, ur just a lazy millennial (:

scholarships: $500 Scholarship, must be grad student majoring in neurobiology, must provide SSN, very large essay, impressive resume, published work and research, birth certificate, organ donor, ran a marathon. also ur competing against 2 million other students, good luck!!

me: why

ungarmax:

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

this post has like 18k notes and i still haven’t folded any of that laundry